It then revelleth and drawethe backe agayne those humors which concurre towardes the Eyes.
I'll admit, I've no idea what lies beyond the bridge, but I tell him it's fine to pack his skimpy swimwear. Mainly because I've cut a hole in them so his 'bro globes' can get some fresh air.
For real excitement, however, you simply cannot beat Windows XP! Mysterious crashes, data loss, strange cryptic messages, spyware, pornware, gatesware, all abound. And if you listen attentively, you can hear viruses, worms, and Trojan horses stampeding through the registry. Or simply use Outlook email client as instructed, and you'll be able to see the little buggers...right on your screen. And any update is an adrenalin-pumper. Egads, I miss it!
O, the sacrifice! / How ceremonious, solemn and unearthly / It was i' the offering!
