LONDON’S TIKTOK-ERS / Meet the stars of the new social media sensation

Cleidomancy was performed with a key suspended from a thread from the nail of a young virgin's third finger, this verse from the Psalms being repeated meanwhile: Exurge, Domine, adjuva nos, et redime nos propter nomen sanctum tuum. The key would revolve if the thing asked could be affirmed.

I don't believe I have to nursemaid these two rookies through their entire probationary period.

This fellow from Aberdeen hither did skip, / With a waxy face, and a blubber lip, […]