I went to see Lyndon Johnson, and I was telling him I wanted to run for Senate. And he said, The difference between the Senate and the House is the difference between chicken salad and chicken shit. Johnson was amazing.

Pen pals also make and pass around friendship books, slams and crams. In recent years, pen pal correspondence with prison inmates has gained acceptance on the Internet.

[…] thus the foreign-born baby was denounced and welcomed, the circumstances lamented and the mother congratulated, in a breath, all under cover of the happiest misunderstanding, as effective as the cabalism of Prospero's wand among the Neapolitan mariners, by the skilful Irish development on a grand scale of the rhetorical figure anastrophe, or a turning about and about.

A royalist who publicly called for a military intervention to protect the parasite monarchy.