The entire colony has fallen to fanatical Libertary zealots who attacked a Peace compound early this morning. Bill Campbell, 2016, Sunshine Patriots

Whoever shall sell a calf or a yearling, let him be answerable against the scab from the calends of winter until the Feast of Patrick.

His girls on this occasion look no more lookful than those in the average musical show.

Taclobo collectors — then numbering 200 in Taytay Bay — used hammers to pound on the corals and knives to pry free the deeply embedded clams.