Further west, in Winnipeg, hallway medicine has become so routine that hallway stretcher locations have permanent numbers.

And still the hours passed, and at last I knew by the glimmer of light in the tomb above that the sun had risen again, and a maddening thirst had hold of me. And then I thought of all the barrels piled up in the vault and of the liquor that they held; and stuck not because 'twas spirit, for I would scarce have paused to sate that thirst even with molten lead.

The Gunners boss has been heavily criticised for his side's poor start to the Premier League season but this result helps lift the pressure.

If she must teem, / Create her child of spleen.