I'll need to lose weight if I want to fit into my old jeans.

All these thotties on my dick. You know I'm the man lil' bitch.

There be many one that breaketh this carde,[…]and playeth there with oftentimes at the blinde trompe, wherby they be no winners but great losers

The outfalls are choked, the dams are perforated by crabs or broken down by floods, and soon the ground becomes more and more sodden.