In 2005, it was reported that Cookie Monster would start eating a more healthful diet. Instead of his signature song, “C is for Cookie”, he would now sing “Cookie is a Sometimes Food.”

God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the ſtrength of an Vnicorne.

Punning in an Ophelian frenzy on the feminine glans? Raving about the delectations of clitorism?

An off-side rule would work splendidly at even the most complex junctions.