Aren't you afraid the neighbours will talk?

Visit Iceland this August and you could help to rescue pufflings – baby puffins – who get confused by town street lights and crash into towns when leaving their burrows to fly over the Atlantic for the first time.

... Ronnie and I marched in smartly from a side entrance, came to a halt as we hit our mark, did a right-face, clicked our heels, and stood at attention as if we were in drill competition.

Ahem, I'm not French ;-) Darn, right you're not! You used to be a pure cheese monkey. Now, you're simply pure spud.