He caused people to be brought to Teegeeack (Earth) and put an H Bomb on the principal volcanoes […]

THoſe Ills your Anceſtors have done, / Romans, are now become your own ; / And they will coſt you dear, / Unleſs you ſoon repair / The falling Temples which the Gods provoke, / And Statues ſully’d yet with Sacrilegious Smoke.

So making sure your soil has plenty of water-hugging organic material is a good move.

If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.