The guide led us around the museum and explained the exhibits.

“Agreed,” said Van, “so, what we ought to do is; spend the next few hours resting up then, come morning, Cuntzilla here does her thing with the work schedule and we get the fuck out of dodge.

Accordingly, they tend to send their gay children off to “conversion therapy” (involving techniques ranging from clitoridectomy to shame) and their pregnant children off to single-sex maternity homes (which are full of all sorts of oddly-titillating preggo-on-preggo action, according to the videos on a website I accidentally stumbled across several times).

… the difficult Southern English found in the Kentish Ayenbite of Inwyt, or even from the Midland of Chaucer's poems.