I could give you a croggy on me bike, Tam. I know a real quick route between Goldwell and Whitehorse.

You know he really has got a screw loose in his head somewheres, an' there ain't any one but what says he's the town fool, all right.

One evening I was sitting at dinner in a fashionable street in New York, close to Central Park, when I was startled by a distinctly burglarious noise at the window.

In particular Miguel/Guy forces Christina/Mia to swallow bad-tasting food before a dining hall full of onlookers. The double meaning is much more on-the-nose in the remake since Guy actually says “swallow it for once in your life,” to his put-upon spouse.