She liked to think of it as a Charlie Brown tree, worthy of pity, not just a plain old ugly tree.

Thus fairely she attempered her feast, / And pleasd them all with meete satietie ….

You might already know that, I don't know, but since you are training at home I didn't want you to be weaving wildly on each side of the rope - the goal is to pop up as tight as possible to the center line.

Okay, he can't pass for a breeder, but his sexuality isn't overt enough to make anyone but hardcore christards uncomfortable.