My jeans always seem to ride up on me in public.

They lend you a thousand and call it a bone. It cost a hundred a week vigorish to borrow the bone.

Driverless Tube trains may sound like a dystopian Borisian fantasy, but even if the London mayor may wish to reduce the workforce, much of the actual driving was eliminated from some Underground drivers' jobs as early as 1967 when the Victoria line opened.

The application form was excessively complicated.