MR. EAVESDROP: Sir, you are very facetious at my expense. THE REV. DR. FOLLIOTT: Sir, you have been very unfacetious, very inficete, at mine. You have dished me up, like a savoury omelette, to gratify the appetite of the reading rabble for gossip.

This woman has more chins than a Chinese phone book, says Comedian Joan Rivers in a not at all funny pay cable television special.

Yesterday Mrs. Titterington said she could not imagine anything more awful than for you to hear that gun every morning at ten o'clock when your husband's character and habits are turned wrongside out before that Court; and the tears came to her queer-looking eyes as she spoke. I thought you'd like to hear of her sympathy. “As I get all my news from others nowadays, I'll add that Mrs. Santley (she's got the homomania bad, I can tell you!), well, she read a letter from the chief, […]

This shows temporal locality of reference in action because the CPU accesses i at three points in a short time period. This program also exhibits spatial locality of reference.