“Using a combination of our own warped imaginations, thousands of hours of software development, and insightful suggestions from thousands of dedicated DOOMers worldwide, we’ve crafted a sequel that is more exciting, more deadly, and even more realistic than the original DOOM,” says id Software CEO Jay Wilbur.

[…] I wish it may not displease others; for, I have confest there are many defects in it.

Hand me another beer. This one is cashed.

“You are beautiful,” he whispered. She cast about for something lighthearted to say and skimmed a finger over his upper lip. “I see that your mustache is coming right along. Very scoundrelish.”