I asked her if she was available, but she said she had a boyfriend.

The culminating funtivity is a cash grab on a Twister-like mat between two people, in which they stuff as much money into their various pockets, shirt fronts, and orifices as humanly possible.

BENEDICK. Signior Leonato, let the friar advise you: And though you know my inwardness and love Is very much unto the prince and Claudio, Yet, by mine honour, I will deal in this As secretly and justly as your soul Should with your body.

1967 Harry Levin, Why Literary Criticism Is Not an Exact Science (book title) (Harvard University Press)