My aunty will probably send you a million idlis, too, once I tell her you ate all of mine.

That's right, fuck knuckle, you can't prove that fish feel pain, neither can anybody else.

Mortimer Matz, a legendary public relations man who has represented more than his fair share of fallen heroes, said most of them enlist him only “after they make the misstep to goathood and then they want to be redeemed.

He was looking quite a different man to what I had left him; embrowned, sparkles in his eyes, so languid before.