we have their [comets'] path marked in cometariums formed on the imaginary law of attraction

Alongside Webster's dictionary stood a slew of rabid reformers and prescribers of correct English.

You live with me, and I with you / And you will be my POSSLQ / I’ll be your friend and so much more / That’s what a POSSLQ is for.

These signs are friendly reminders for road users to slow down during drop-off and pick-up.