The winger reached double figures for the season with a clinical hat-trick to send Claudio Ranieri’s team back to the top of the tree, strengthening their case to be this year’s Christmas No 1.

South of the North American coign we have again a pair of east - west mountain chains

The usual partisanship for bankrollers of radio segs is shown on TV stations.

The appearance of our caravan was curious and grotesque. Our britchka was drawn by three camels, taken in tow by a man on foot.