Golf is an underhanded game, because we must swing the club in an underhanded motion in order to play the ball off the ground.

[S]ome Diſorders of the Head, how remote ſoever therefrom, are hereby (together with other Remedies) excellently well provided for, on Account of the Community there is between theſe Parts, as well as others, by Means not only of the Blood-veſſels, but the nervous Fibrillæ alſo; ſo that ſome have apply'd Plaiſters to the Soles of the Feet to cauſe Reſt, inſtead of taking an hypnotic Draught; and I have known others by the Uſe of a Pedilavium, who have more certainly and pleaſantly procur'd to themſelves the ſame, when the common Doſe of Laudanum would do nothing to that Purpoſe; […]

Connie was completely robotic and emotionless by age 12; her entire life had become one big routine.

It also robs us of the opportunity get away from the job and decompress during off time.