There are numerous grooming products on the market, particularly for longhaired cats – for example, rakes, slickers and detangle sprays, many of which claim to make grooming as simple and safe as possible.

The Back-Stage Mother is difficult to evaluate. […] As a rule, you find her some place where she doesn't belong. If she is not standing in the wings to watch her adorable daughter perform, and thus interfering with the property-man, electrician, carpenter, stage manager, assistant stage manager and prompter, to say nothing of blocking an important entrance where players must push her out of the road to get onto the stage, she is almost certain to be out in front, cornering the company manager in the lobby.

What sight is this? What company of women Is wending hitherward, in sable weeds Conspicuous?

Seriously, Dedalus. I’m stony. Hurry out to your school kip and bring us back some money.