Granny Sullivan was ‘dead against’ the match at first because they did not know what my meat was and because I was a bit on the fair side.

Divine. Sitting, sipping a tiny drinkette, vadaïng the great butch omis and dolly little palones trolling by, or disporting yourself on the sable plage getting your lallies all bronzed - your riah getting bleached by the soleil.

She's fouled her diaper.

She is the author of fifteen books for children, and her inspirationals have appeared in numerous magazines […]