WHAT will the Beliebers and Selenators say about this? It seems JUSTIN BIEBER, 19, and SELENA GOMEZ (or Selieber as we call them here at VIP) are back together.

[…] I wrestle with the events of the last two years, picking over the past, looking for the reasons why I find myself here, gazing across a multitude of day trippers, sunburned holidaymakers, squalling children, ignorant matrons perusing their puzzle magazines, scrofulous bank clerks surreptitiously kissing their new girlfriends on the lips as if amazed at their daring.

Burying its head in the sand is fabulously attributed to the ostrich.

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