“I agree he’s gorgeous,” said his friend, “but someone told me he has the smallest wee-wee in New York.”

In the military, appellational protocol is mandatory. A corporal or sergeant would never dare address a captain or a major by his or her first name.

This is the point very often where panic sets in. In theatre jargon, we call it flop sweat.

By neutralization tests, we studied the specific antirotavirus and anticoronavirus activity in raw milks, heat-treated milks and their corresponding ammonium sulfate-precipitated fractions, and in ultrafiltration fractions.