We were moochin' some pruck in a Pollock Dock shed, when he crashed to the ground and in minutes was dead.
My earlier warnings, both in RAIL and in an article I wrote for The Times, have not fallen on deaf ears. There are many people (I suspect most) in the [rail] industry who recognise that telling people not to use their trains will cause lasting damage, but they are silenced publicly because they are now taking the Government's shilling.
We've located the perfect site for experimentation on live test subjects. Kadara's badlands offer unsupervised access to unwitting test subjects free from any lawful or ethical constraints.
Last week I saw a red-legged frog the size of a small dinner plate, and this week the biggest pile of bearshit I've ever seen, dark blue and signaling a diet of berries[…]