Dr. Jones could get a professorship at an Ivy League university, but he enjoys being a big fish in a small pond too much to ever leave Hannover College.

The chattering, irrational brute of the subconscious clothes itself in the tattered garments of rationality and idealism.

[…] If, on the tenth day following, Thy banish’d trunk be found in our dominions, The moment is thy death. Away! By Jupiter, This shall not be revok’d.

His parents got him an in with the company.