Psychoanalysis has sprung many surprises on us, performed more than one volte face before our indignant eyes.

At all times except when whales were alongside, this bench was securely lashed athwartships against the rear of the Try-works.

Recreational users call it special K, and the euphoric, hallucinatory experience it induces the K-hole.

This show is a thinly veiled advertorial posing as a competition between tradies to be crowned King Gee Jack of All Trades.