A fecal colored congresscoon recently complained that the names of hurricanes are all Caucasian sounding names. She demands that some names that reflect Africoon-Americoon “culture” such as Chamiqua, Tanisha, Woeisha, Shaqueal, and Jamal.

Threatned with frowning wrath and iealouſie, Surpriz’d with feare and hideous reuenge, I ſtand agaſt: but moſt aſtonied To ſee his choller ſhut in ſecrete thoughtes, And wrapt in ſilence of his angry ſoule.

Quietly and determinedly she questioned me about me, probing, wheedling and just plain nosy-parkering.

A fam'd Sur-tout he wears, which once was blue, / And his foot swims in a capacious shoe.