Although I was a member of the royal household, I was not among the privileged few who were trained for rule.

… her young friend Jeffersonia Davis Lucket. The name was a survival of war-time Confederate zeal, now nearly always mercifully shortened into Jeffie, as being better suited for the owner. When Jeffie entered, Miss Stacy gave a little start, …

Gen and I began a tradition of slapping each other, based on our own private Fujita scale of cuntiness. If either of us was...an F-5 Bitch Storm, the other would slap her as hard as humanly possible.

'I suppose you're referring to Fluker,' I told him, and he looked at me in stunned amazement when I explained that he was one of my old oppoes.