The obese woman, ungainly on land, moved with a kind of cetacean grace in the water.

Klopp was not interested in any other target and as soon as the January transfer window opened Van Dijk was through the door at Anfield for £75m, a world record fee for a defender. And with every passing game, Liverpool's lavish pay-out looks money well spent.

Omophagy, ritual eating of raw flesh, is the assimilation and internalization of godhead.

Genie let out of the bottle / It is now the witching hour / Murderers, you're murderers / We are not the same as you