An eggcorn is a term that is misunderstood and mangled, like ‘give up the goat’ or ‘hone in on’.

Wuhsi A million years ago, the East China Sea reached into the present Wuhsi area as a bay.... Since the thirties, Wuhsi has become increasingly industrialized; it is now one of the most important manufacturing towns in the area, far more important in this regard than nearby Suchou....Silk has always been a Wuhsi industry, and the mulberry trees around the lake feed the worms that feed the filatures of the town.

You've been drinking too much, that's your trouble. Come on, we're going to bed. Enderby, artist to the end, made a harrowing borborygm, just like old times. Grerrrrkhrapshhhhh.

Before the grave was half filled a truck entered the cemetery gates towing a lowboy with a tractor chained to the bed.