At the sunset of May 28, the Chinmen County Council of Taiwan Province passed a joint resolution adopted by the county government and congress that a civil channel would be opened to accept the donations from the Chinese motherland the materials for the prevention and protection against atypical pneumonia.

Those who with nine months toil had spoil’d a Play, In hopes of Eating at a full Third day, Justly despairing longer to sustain A craving Stomach from an empty Brain, Have left Stage-Practice, chang’d their old Vocations, Atoning for bad Plays, with worse Translations, And like old Sternhold with laborious spite, Burlesque what nobler Muses better write: Thus while they for their Causes only seem To change the Channel, they corrupt the Stream. So breaking Vintners to increase their Wine, With nauseous Drugs debauch the generous Vine: So barren Gipsies for recruit are said, With Strangers Issue to maintain the Trade; But lest the fair Bantling should be known, A daubing Walnut makes him all their own.

The debate was not long on policy, as questions about the Affordable Care Act and the war in Syria demonstrated.

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