It is an aristological triumph. The Romans, as all men know, dined in their later days on a stupendous scale, and defied all the rules of aristology by their abominable excesses.

Rain tomorrow is possible, but I wouldn't bet on it.

Although [Seth] Rogen had his artistic breakthrough with “The 40-Year-Old Virgin” two years ago, he achieved mass appeal this year as a funny, lovable, shlubby every-guy who won the beautiful blonde.

Cookie put his butt to sleep, now he callin' me Nyquil.