She couldn't hurt a fly, young slip of a girl that she is.

You know he ain't hatfishing – there's a glorious grey mane under that woolen number.

Add those topless pictures of him on the beach that we published in Now last week to the mix, and I think I'm starting to get where all you women who want to be Cumberbatched are coming from...

Chess with alternative rules is called fairy chess; a notable science fiction example is the 3-D game played in episodes of Star Trek.