Bottrell, William (1880) Stories and Folklore of West Cornwall: “For they'll get a mayn dousting when ever they coam.”

Ordinarily, Cecil doesn't take this kind of thing too seriously but in this instance was impressed by Freilich's impeccable research methodology: he spent his nights getting schnockered with the Mohawks at their favorite bar in Brooklyn.

Can't you hold it until the next gas station?

Gad not abroad at every quest and call / Of an untrained hope or passion.