Four-Russians method

You can't have a pair of scissors! You'll put your eye out!

The allopathetic doctor, he allowed stimulants; and the homypathetic man, he advised cocoa and weak tea; and the water-doctor would hear of nothing but water, which naturally she is averse to, having scarcely tasted it in all her life.

At least, I would not be sleeping that night. Why did I have that espresso? What a maroon!