What does Christ have to do with Christmas today? / If it wasn't for Christ, people would be running around stealing sheep from Nativity scenes across the country, instead of baby Jesuses (Jesi?), and how funny would that be? Not very.

I desire to bee present with you now, and to change my voyce, for I stand in doubt of you.

Now Joseph, like the psalmist, was profane enough to find a divinity in his digestive organs; and it was only natural that she who tended so pamperingly what was his god, should become his goddess.

All in all, Jack's a very practical chap.