Fornication and adultery were crimes punishable in case of confession in various ways […] standing in the jougs at the door of the kirk barefoot and in sackcloth […] Blasphemy, swearing, drunkenness, flyting and scolding, slander, the abuse of husbands by their wives, and other suchlike offences were punishable with exposure to public scorn in the jougs, […] The jougs (from jugum, a yoke) consisted of an iron collar in two halves fastened by a clasp, and suspended by a chain about six feet from the ground, which was generally hung on the wall at the entrance gate of the Church.

Tart lemon cake with sweet raspberry icing, it was a one-two punch of cupcakey goodness.

such Gothamists , such Bedlamites , such mad men are most among us

Age can not wither her, nor custom stale Her infinite variety.