Did you hear about the cop who was caught stealing from a donut store? The jokes write themselves.

[Laser is given] to such as haue supped off and drunk quailed milke, that is cluttered within their stomack.

As revealed by scanning and transmission electron microscopy, the cavities are arranged in a characteristic honeycomb-like pattern and each hair bundle is enclosed in an alveolus.

I know this is not the right forum for my $0.02, but I got a feeling a lot of anime fans want to see it.