I think if you had the first idea how shitty this looks to me, you'd never have done it in the first place.”

Swash your buckle right back here. You are in trouble now!

To start with, as someone who believes that Shakespeare's work does have inherent greatness and wants others to experience and enjoy those works, I would celebrate any decision to unrequire Shakespeare.

How evidently doth the Spirit of God proclaim our certainty against these doubtmongers!