In most creche scenes these days the part of the baby Jesus seems to / > be played by a 40 watt light bulb, and it's a hard road getting one of / > them to cry for any reason. / YOURE KIDDING!?! And there I was thinking that Baby Jesi (plural) would be the easiest part to fill.

It was only a “technical fix, planned under Obama, to avoid any unintended consequences of cybersanctions,” as an embarrassed Alexander noted in a follow-up tweet later in the day.

Hmmmmm. Robot centaurs are more awesome in a vacuum, but Obama riding a robot horse definitely pings the coolometer. I'm gonna have to go for the horse.

Ben mort (good vvench) ſhal you and I heaue a booth, mill a ken, or nip a bung? ſhall you and I rob a houſe, or cut a purſe?