It's not my fault that you're so smart!

A mombie. I always knew she was undead. It explains everything.

As well as receiving the best basic pay, the Canadian soldier gets £990 a month combat pay, more than five times the British private's allowance of £180.

I don't want to be a media whore,says Babydol.I don't need to 'sell' my record — it will sell because it's good or won't if it's not