The orbicularian common ancestor had perhaps seven different types of silk gland.

He's made the mother's life a living HE-double-hockey-sticks, my daughter says.

Apparently after 806, under the patriarch Nicephorus, Ignatius became sceuophylax of St. Sophia, the second-ranking position in the patriarch's suite, with responsibility for a staff of secretaries and the church's many liturgical vessels, vestments, and books.

Her favourite position is doggy.