Somerville was called a “national treasure” during the third season. But when he cheated on his Love Island partner, Gabby Allen, after leaving the villa, the U.K. media turned on him.

The fruit gushers had been stacked beside a host of other products from the world of little tyke cuisine, where the big draw was that everything was lunchable or chewable. Cecile had meanwhile gotten stuck on the juice box varieties,[…]

The arrangements are quite crisp and the reading of ‘Lush Life’, unexpectedly in among the traddier stuff, is quite powerful and much too brief.

From the first bewrayments of infancy to the last accidents of senility, we furnish contempt to one another by our discomfitures.