If the trust's assets grow by 5 per cent each year, the redemption yield for capital shareholders will be a knee-trembling 75.9 per cent a year.

When I was eleven years old my stepmother enrolled my heathen ass in Gan Israel, an Orthodox summer day camp run by the Lubavitchers, the Jewiest Jews in all of the known Jewniverse.

Small lightes are ſoone blown out, huge fires abide, / And with the winde in greater furie fret: / The petty ſtreames that paie a dailie det / To their ſalt ſoveraigne with their freſh fals haſt, / Adde to his flowe, but alter not his taſt.

This key has slightly more midtone but is still a light painting.