The Mary Poppins act is just for the benefit of the crotch-droppings and their parents.

It is a time for reflection, for hearts on sleeves and for dedications.

Straight talk. No double-talking you like the plutes do, ’cause with them what you always have to be listening for is the opposite of what they say.

[T]o maintain in writing or printing, that any person except the natural issue of her body, is or ought to be the queen's heir or successor, subjected the person and all his abettors, for the first offence, to imprisonment during a year, and to the forfeiture of half their goods: the second offence subjected them to the penalty of a premunire.