Now this honest little fellow being a bachelor, keeps but one servant, which he calls a maid of all work. When he gets drunk, which doth not happen above seven times a week, he is never so happy as when he is expatiating on the virtues of this virgin of his, especially her sobriety.

We are a sharing house of fully independent adults: three dykes, one bisexual, and you — Full-fledged fagface, I assured her."

Mike's new bird's a right minger! I wouldn't touch her with yours, mate!

I pulled down to Mr. Turnbull's, and told him my good and bad fortune. It being late, he ordered me some dinner in his study, and we sat there canvassing over the affair.