Naturally, Fallout also plays to [Tom] Cruise’s waning appeal as a romantic leading man, supplying him with no less than three potential love interests.

When a 50ish woman at my Y learned that I was about to turn 80, she exclaimed, “80 is the new 60, and you set a great example for the rest of us!”

What! Roscoe? inquired the principal. Yes. Is he in any mischief? Mischief? I should say so! Why, he's a regular young Turk. A young Turk? I don't think I understand you, James. I mean, he's a young ruffian.

A great man […] anxious to know whether the blacksmith's youngest boy was breeched.