The duck is the spokescreature for Aflac, formally the American Family Life Assurance Company of Columbus.

This life entirely unfits you for general practice.

the promoter of truth and the discourager of error

Once you finally discover yourself a dismember-er, a de-limber, a fucking head-cutter-offer, the most simple of tasks — enjoying a long walk outside, seeing a movie, conversing with a stranger in the library — all become prized and over-inflated moments of elation.