What is most troublesome to me is that our residents — no matter how much we grayheads or graybeards model the approach to history-taking from parents — learn that the checklist on the computer screen is the thing to look at, and not the living person describing their child and her problems.

where you git it? asked Freddie. Yo momma. Aw, Rank, cut that shit out, man.

He just got glomped by a crazy fangirl.

My father's at work right now. So's my mother.